OoO.

Currently leveraging vacation synergies.
Out of office. Out of reach. Out of reasons to pretend you care about Q3.
This shirt is your strategic alignment with doing absolutely nothing.
No decks. No pings. No “just looping back.”
Just bandwidth for naps and cocktails.
Optimized for rest. Designed for minimal effort.Because even your out-of-office message deserves a uniform.
OoO.
Set the vibe. Skip the auto-reply.